When the "Pet People" Take Over


10. "Excuse me -- could you not? My dog hates cell phones."

9. "I have you down for a table for three on Saturday night at
6:30. Will that be Shedding or Non-Shedding?"

8. Veterinary bills covered by Medicare.

7. With pooper scooper laws repealed, pedestrians start wearing plastic bags on their feet.

6. 100% of the newspaper comics devoted to cat/dog/penguin strips, up from the present 96%.

5. Cat hair on your lapel considered the ultimate fashion
statement.

4. Bob Levey's column replaced by photo-diary of Mr. Wiggles, the adorable Lhasa Apso.

3. Paid bereavement leave extended to pet-owning employees.

2. Mail carriers required to wear running shorts made of beef
jerky.


and the Number 1 Change That Will Come
When the "Pet People" Take Over...


1. "Who's a good Vice President? YOU ARE! Yes you ARE!"