I know exactly what causes this tremendous weight gain. It is called excess cuteness. See, what happens is Nakita goes around for a while, and all she hears is "OMG, you are so cute" or "OMG, what a funny talented cat you are" or "I have never seen one as beautiful as you, Nakita" and she swells and swells and swells up to the point where she BURSTS!!!!! Then, the cycle starts all over again.

I will start this cycle...you are so serene looking that I could just stare at you and feel my blood pressure lower.