Dearest Panda, you are precious indeed! What a beautiful, adorable Heinz (57 varieties) dog you are, one of a kind! And you're so sweet. You're curious, friendly, energetic, and funny, and you make friends wherever you go. And what's really adorable is that your best friends are your dear person's two slippers! They look just like doggies, so of course they're your best friends! You carry them around all day, and then you rest with them on either side of you. You bring smiles to your dear people each day. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Panda, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and your two best friends and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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