Dearest Renee, you are adorable! What an absolutely precious Toy Poodle child you are! You're just three months old, and you're so cute, with that fluffy black curly fur and that sweet face with what looks like a big smile (and probably is!). And aren't you ever adorable in your red sweater! You have the most delightful personality, too. You're very smart, already housebroken and quickly learning commands your dear people teach you. And you're full of energy, making your dear people smile with your antics. You love wearing your little outfits, and you know you're extra special when you're dressed up! You're an angel, a real doll baby, the light of your dear person's life. You love to be held and cuddled, which your people are glad to do! You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Renee, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear people all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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