Dearest Bobby, what a beautiful bunny you are indeed! Your fluffy, colorful fur is so pretty and looks so soft, and what a sweet face you have with those lovely big blue eyes! You have a delightful personality, too. You're playful, and you're talented; you can throw a bottle with your mouth! You and your young friend have fun in summer playing together in the garden every day. You love each other very much, don't you. You're such a good rabbit and good friend to him/her. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bobby, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear friend and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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