Dearest S'more, you are absolutely stunning! What a beautiful Holland Lop Rabbit you are, with that colorful fluffy coat that looks so very soft, and that sweet face with those lovely dark eyes. Your lop ears frame your face so nicely! I read they were HUGE when you were just a baby, but it seems you've grown into them! You have the sweetest and most loving personality, too. You never purposely bite anyone, unless his/her fingers get too close to the carrot you're eating! You're completely litter-trained, you enjoy binkying and hopping around your house, and you're quite the lover! You love to cuddle and be hugged and burrow and play with your family. And you really LOVE getting your ears rubbed! Your favorite food is bananas, and when someone gives you a piece, you run off with it so no one can steal it! You and your family members all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling S'more, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, including a special banana piece for you to carry off!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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