Dearest Jingle, what an utterly adorable little bun-bun you are! You are the cutest thing with that fluffy soft-looking coat and that sweet face with the dark whiskers and perky ears and lovely big dark eyes. You were a Christmas treat to your dear people, who gave you your name in celebration of the day. You have the most delightful personality! You like to sleep and also to explore your home. You have a dear kitty housemate who scares you, so your people keep your cage high enough that the cat can't get to you. You always wear a bell collar they made for you, so they know where you are when you're out exploring. They only let you do that when the cat is in another room. We thank your people for keeping you so safe. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Jingle, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear kitty housemate and people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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