Dearest Savana, you are stunning indeed! What an absolutely beautiful horse you are, with that colorful coat and black mane and tail, and that sweet face with such a mature, contented look to it. And what a delightful personality you have! You live with a herd of other horses, and you're the nanny for the young horses, especially the foals and fillies. You're independent and peaceful, and you keep the youngsters peaceful, too. You love people, and you're a show-jumping horse who participates in show-jumping competitions and has won the first-place cup. You're a very friendly horse, and you and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Savana, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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