Dearest Leo the II, what a beautiful Bearded Dragon you are! Your markings and coloring are gorgeous, and what a sweet face you have with those lovely big brown eyes and that big grin. You have the most delightful personality, too! You're a cool guy and even have your own Lamborghini! You enjoy sitting on the porch and basking in the Florida sun. You love to fall asleep on your dear person's chest and stay there all night. You even like to sit on top of his/her sister's head! You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Leo the II, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and big sister and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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