Dearest Cremepuff, what an adorable, precious Abyssinian Guinea Pig you are. Your fluffy orange and white fur is beautiful and looks so soft, and you have the sweetest face with those floppy pink ears and lovely big dark eyes. And what a delightful personality you have. You just light up your dear Mama's life! She says you're ".. a bit touchy & sassy, but ... one of the most special & loving animals in the universe!" You purr with affection, and you love it when Mama sings you lullabies. Your favorite hobby is eating, and you love to "pig out" on all the food out for you and your piggy housemates! You love Timothy Hay, but unlike your cage-mate Mocha, you don't want to be covered in it. You get excited during playtime, popcorning everywhere! You love cuddling with Mama after you're done playing, and she loves cuddling you! She sings lullabies to you, and you scoot even closer and gaze at her, melting her heart. You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Cremepuff, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Mama and Mocha and all your piggy housemates and family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of Timothy Hay and Carrots!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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You are gorgeous, precious, lovable, photogenic, darling and Heaven-sent! (We 
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