Dearest Jerry, you are absolutely stunning! What a gorgeous guy you are with that fluffy, colorful, wavy fur that looks so soft and that sweet face with those lovely big brown eyes looking out through that beautiful fur. You have the most delightful personality, too! You love to play with your dear person when he/she comes home from school. Every day after lunch, you two go for a walk, and you're friendly to everyone you meet. You and your person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Jerry, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a serving of special dog food and a new bone!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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