9. The Beagle of Happiness will sniff with delight at your butt.

8. Someone thinks you're the special.

7. The hand that throws the ball does not always let go of
the ball.

6. The lowly cricket is both good tasting and less filling.

5. Nine lives only useful if one is Cat or Buddhist.

4. The path to true enlightenment is at the end of your tail.

3. Marking territory should be your Number One priority.

2. Loose lips lose bones.


and the Number 1 Fortune Cookie Fortune for Pets...


1. A journey of a thousand miles begins with being put
in a crate.