Dearest Bailey, what a beautiful Australian Labradoodle you are, indeed! That curly brown fur is so pretty, and you have the sweetest face with those lovely big brown eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too! You're just a puppy, three and a half months old, and you're already making friends around your neighborhood! You love to play with your favorite toys: Lamb Chop, stuffed animals, and baseballs. When you're not playing, you're napping, and your favorite places are under the kitchen table and in your dear person's closet. You want everyone to love you, and you get attention in ways like jumping up on someone or licking bare feet. You and your people all love each other very much, don't you. They say you're so lovable and smart, and they're so lucky you're part of the family! What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bailey, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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