Dearest Cubby, you are beautiful and adorable! What a fine mix of the Shih Tzu and Chihuahua breeds you are, with that fluffy, soft-looking fur and that sweet face with the lovely big dark eyes and the big smile with your pink tongue out. And what a delightful personality you have! You're a very happy, friendly boy, wagging your tail and licking your friends. You like to eat, bark, and dig, and you love having your tummy rubbed. You're very friendly to cats and people. You're also very sensitive and don't like being shouted at. You're a true island boy there on St. Kitts, cheerful and friendly to all. You and your dear people love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Cubby, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of rice and chicken!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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