Dearest Vanessa, what an adorable young Miniature Dachshund you are! You are absolutely gorgeous in that great photo, so colorful with that glossy brown and orange coat and that sweet face with those lovely big brown eyes. That's so nice that your dear person is a professional photographer. You love posing for pictures, and how can she/he miss with the perfect model that you are!
You have the most delightful personality, too! You're "the most human-like dog" he/she has ever owned (or who has ever owned her/him). You require constant love and attention, you love giving kisses, and you get jealous when your person pays attention to human females. You like peace and quiet, putting your neck over your person's mouth and keeping it there to shut her/him up. As beautiful as you are, you remain humble in your "she-who-rules" dachshund way! You two love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Vanessa, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
Last edited by phesina; 02-15-2021 at 11:58 PM.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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