Dearest Dexter, you are adorable! What a precious, sweet, beautiful fellow you are, with that gorgeous light-brown and white fur and that sweet face with those huge ears and lovely big brown eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too! You joined your dear little dog-lady and dad when you were just three months old, and you've been a blessing ever since. You're always ready for playtime or cuddle-time. You love Dad's girlfriends and keep trying to seduce them. Everyone you meet loves you. Soon you will be off on a big adventure, going to Croatia with Dad! You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Dexter, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear Dad and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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