Dearest Wishes, you are wonderful indeed! What an adorable Netherland Dwarf Rabbit you are, so beautiful with that fluffy fur that looks so soft and that sweet face with the perky ears and lovely big dark eyes. And what a delightful personality you have! You're full of energy and make your dear people smile with your antics. You love to run up and down the stairs. You're playful, hyper (sometimes), and super-smart. Sometimes you're a bit shy and may seem a bit rude to someone who doesn't know you. Dad has a stack of paper for you to chew on because you chew a lot! You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Wishes, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, including a special serving of Rice Stix!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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