Dearest Buckeye, you are adorable! What a sweet, beautiful Lhasa Apso you are, with that soft-looking fluffy fur, and aren't you ever stylin' in those shades! Just the thing for the Florida sun, of course. I also find it hard to imagine why you turned up homeless, but now you have the most wonderful Furrrever Home. You're as sweet as that candy for which you're named! You and your dear people all love each other very much, don't you. What a delightful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Buckeye, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats and games, perhaps another round of fetch followed by watching an Ohio State football game!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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