Dearest Cheddar, you are breathtakingly beautiful, absolutely stunning! What a gorgeous Lovebird you are, so pretty with those multi-color feathers and that sweet face with the cute beak and big dark eyes. You've been with your dear person since you were a baby, and you're now eleven years old! You love to sit on her/his shoulder and preen her/his hair. You also enjoy sitting in the window and talking to the birds outside.
You've had quite a few lucky escapes over the years, haven't you! I'm very glad and grateful that you've managed to stay safe, and I hope you'll keep safe and at home and out of reach of the family cats. You're a funny and cheery bird, a real survivor. You and all your family members love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Cheddar, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and cats and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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