Dearest Miley, what an adorable, sweet, beautiful Chiweenie you are! You're so pretty with that fluffy soft-looking golden-brown fur and that sweet face with those floppy ears and lovely big dark eyes. What a delightful personality you have, too! You're kind, loving, smart, and lots of fun, and you're your dear person's best friend. You know well how to give love love and to kiss kiss! You and your person love each other so very much, unconditionally! What a wonderful love-filled home you share.
Congratulations, darling Miley, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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