Dearest Molly, you are adorable! What a precious Dwarf Hamster you are, indeed. You are so cute with the soft grey and white coat and the sweet face with the cute pink nose and lovely dark eyes. You are unusual in some ways! You don't like toys made for hamsters, and your favorite toy is one made for budgies. You don't like vegetables, either. You prefer the store-bought hamster food. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you (even if you occasionally bite when you have a bad day). What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Molly, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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