Dearest Samantha, you are utterly adorable, sweet as can be! What a delightful Border Collie you are, both beautiful and smart! You learned all your obedience commands so young, your dear Mom thought up a few new ones for you, which you also learned right away. You enjoy your job as a herding dog, and you love to play in water. You and Mom love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Samantha, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear Mom and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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