Dearest Trooper, what an amazing Netherland Dwarf/Mini Rex mix Rabbit you are! You are absolutely gorgeous with those colorful flowers on your head. You are quite the fashion plate! I'd love to see you dressed up in your Gucci little dress and the tiny, well okay, big heels that barely fit on your feet. You enjoy watching TV while you're dressed up, and your favorite show is Zoey 101. Your dear Mom LeLe takes you out of your cage and into the living room, where you fall asleep on the couch watching your show. Then she takes you back to your cage for a "Mid-Night" snack and a long peaceful sleep. The noise at night is from the water bottles being drunk by your 15 sisters and brothers! We're sorry you lost your back foot when you were born, but you seem to be doing all right without it. You and LeLe love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Trooper, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Mom LeLe and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
You are a darling, precious, photogenic, little sweetheart who has overcome some sad and difficult situations. (We hope you are living inside your family's home because pet rabbits should never ever live outside - they are not wild rabbits.) Sending prayers for a long, happy, healthy, fun, safe life inside your family's home.
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