Dearest Schautzie San, you are so beautiful! What a gorgeous Silver Dapple Dachshund you are, with that glistening brown and black fur that looks so soft and that sweet face with the great big grin! You have the most delightful personality, too! You are now a mature lady of 12 years, and you're as busy as ever, keeping the house running on schedule and all its residents loved. You're so loving and affectionate, absolutely doting on your family: your dear person and your dear playmates Sammie San, the Lilac Siamese cat, and Peewee San, the chattering TAG Parrot. You and they all love each other very much, don't you! What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations,darling Schautzie San, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and Sammie San and Peewee San are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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