Dearest Samantha, you are precious! You're an absolutely adorable Miniature Poodle lady, truly the Princess wherever you go! You have the most delightful personality, too. You're so sweet and so well-trained, you've never growled, snapped, or tried to be anything other than sweet. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Samantha, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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