Dearest Bundit, you are utterly adorable! You're an absolutely gorgeous Big Bullmastiff Boy, a gentle giant with silky brown fur and that sweet face with those big dark jowls and lovely brown eyes. And you're still a puppy, at age 6, you say. You're the giant-economy-size pup there, all the more to love for your dear people! You think you still fit into their laps, even if it's just your head that fits at this point. You have a mighty woof of a bark that can be felt in the floorboards. You and your people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bundit, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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