Dearest Sam, you are super indeed! What a beautiful Dapple Grey Percheron draft horse you are, and how nice to see you with your beautiful Dapple Grey Percheron buddies Earl and Lucky! You all look so sweet in your "Are we going to eat soon???" pose there. And how great it is that you are all working horses! You keep busy schedules, pulling for carriages rides, working in the fields, and going into the show ring. In winter you like to take humans for hayrides or sleigh rides. And best of all, you love to eat, a bale of hay a day and about 15 pounds of sweet feed, not to mention lots of apples and carrots! You guys and your dear people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Sam, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Earl and Lucky and people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of apples and carrots!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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