Dearest Twitchy, you are gorgeous! What a beautiful Dalmatian guy you are! As your dear person says, ".. you just look at him and you can't help but smile." I'm certainly smiling since I saw you! You're a very happy boy, and you even smile yourself. You love running around on the sand dunes and laying on the couch watching Animal Planet. You take your family to Burger King every year on April 22, your birthday. You were chosen and named at the same time: you and your person both twitch in your sleep, which was a sign to him/her! You've touched many peoples' lives with the happiness you bring. You and your family members all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Twitchy, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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