Sweet Stewie!
Dearest Stewie, what a beautiful budgie birdie you are! Your yellow and green feathers are so pretty, and you have such a sweet face with those lovely big dark eyes and that look as if you're smiling inside (and you probably are!). And what a nice story of how your dear person-to-be saw you in a pet store and couldn't stop thinking about you for the rest of the week! He/she finally went back to see if you were still there. You were, and Home you went, along with your little yellow playmate Sunny. You're full of energy, and you make your people smile with your antics, sitting on your swing, playing with your toys. You're also extremely protective of Sunny, even though you get mad when she sits in your spot. Your people love hearing you two chirping throughout the day. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Stewie, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Sunny and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats and a special serving of millet!







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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