Dearest Flinki, what a darling young Guinea Pig you are! You're utterly adorable, sweet, and precious in that terrific photograph, being held and cuddled up against your dear young friend's cheek. We can see from that just how much you two love each other! That glossy black fur is so pretty and looks so soft, and you have the sweetest face with those lovely dark eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too! You love to play on your friend's lap, and you're very happy after he/she feeds you. You purr when your friend strokes you! You both love each other very much, don't you. What a delightful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Flinki, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear friend and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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