Dearest Charlie, you are charming indeed! What a beautiful chicken you are, with all that brown and pink. You're a very special hen, by the age of two the only survivor from a brood of seven. You're very friendly and know several tricks, including sitting on wrists, jumping on backs, and balancing on heads. You sit on a lap wanting a cuddle! You surprise people with your delightful personality. With a cuddle and a soft little warble, you will win anyone over! You and your dear family members all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Charlie, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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