Dearest Dancer and Sunny, what a precious pair of American Pygmy Goats you are! You are both adorable in your baby picture here, and I bet you've grown up to be absolutely gorgeous! You have the most delightful personalities, too. You, Sunny, are more open and affectionate, and you let people pet you. Dancer, you're a little shy and sometimes get scared, but you've become more affectionate. You both are very special to your dear person because you are twins! You're brother and sister, and you've never fought once. You both and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. His/her whole family and all their friends love you, too! What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Dancer and Sunny, on being chosen Pets of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and your mom Black Beauty and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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