Dearest Finn, what an utterly adorable Schnauzer-mix boy you are! You are so cute, and you have the sweetest personality. You're full of energy, and you make your dear mom and dad smile with your antics. They got you lots of toys and a big bed, but your favorite sleeping place is in the middle of their bed! In the daytime you move from one pillow to another, bringing your hedgehog along for security. You and mom and dad all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Finn, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear mom and dad and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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