Dearest Miss Maxolotl, what a gorgeous Axolotl you are! You are absolutely stunning, an amazing creature, a true wonder of the world. Such pretty colors, with that pale body and legs and those pink gills. Earlier you had a man, Otto, in your life. You had some babies, but unfortunately none of them survived. Now you and dear Otto are separated. You missed him and looked for him for a while, but now you are a happy and independent axolotl, enjoying all of your dear person's attention. You are absolutely the light of his/her life. You both love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Maxolotl, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and Otto and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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You are beautiful, darling, photogenic and adorable! We're so sad that your species is so rare now. 
We hope sadness is behind you and that you have only happiness, fun, love and good health ahead of you, Cutie-Pie! 
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