Dearest Peter, you are beautiful with all those colors and those fuzzy hairs! You have a very important job. You sit on your dear person's desk at work all the time. He says you are an excellent companion, and you're the company "web"-master. He talks to you often, and you and he respect each other's space. You and he love each other very much, don't you. What a delightful love-filled office you share!
Congratulations, darling Peter, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and co-workers and all your friends and family are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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