Dearest Elvis, what a beautiful Cockatiel you are! You are so pretty there, perched on your dear young friend's arm. You and she met three weeks ago, and she fell in love with you at first sight! You let her know right away that you were the one, and home you went with her. When she gets home from school now, you greet her with "CHIRP! CHIRP!", which means "Let me out!" You were untamed, but she had you tamed in three days. Now you get on her finger (on command sometimes!) and on her shoulder. You and she love each other very much, don't you. You're her BABY! What a delightful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Elvis, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear young friend and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe a special serving of pretzels!







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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