Oh, my goodness, dearest Tazer, you are adorable! What a precious pup you are, such a sweetie, and what a delightful story you have to tell! How nice that you live with your own brother and your human Mommy and Dad. Your brother is two years older than you and your very best friend. You follow him everywhere, and you want to grow up to be just like him! You love to play and chew and play and chew. And last week Mommy and Dad took you both to the lake for the first time, and you swam. SO much fun, and you loved it! You and brother and Mommy and Dad all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Tazer, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear brother and Mommy and Dad and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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