Dearest Tiger, you are gorgeous! What a stunning color collection of feathers you have, a whole rainbow-full! Your dear person found you on the golf course, so he/she named you after Tiger Woods. (I bet Tiger the golfer would be delighted to see his beautiful namesake.)
You have quite the delightful personality! You love attention, and if you're not getting it, you make an annoying smoke detector sound. You also do the "wolf whistle" when you see someone you think is attractive. You're very friendly and love to kiss, and you make a kissing sound when you want a kiss. You have a very fun trick: When prompted by a water hose with water coming out of it, you hang upside down and twirl your head in circles. I'd love to see that! You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Tiger, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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