Dearest Egon, you are adorable! What a precious tiny hamster you are, so cute held there in your loving person's hand. That colorful fur is so pretty and looks so soft, and you have the sweetest face with that little pink nose and lovely dark eyes. Boy or girl, you have the most delightful personality, too! You communicate very well with your dear person, telling her at the pet store, "take me with you." You're full of energy and make her smile with your antics. Your favorite sport is running through the entire apartment in your yellow hamster ball! You and your dear chinchilla housemate Abby and person and roommate all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Egon, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Abby and person and roommate and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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