Dearest Harry, aren't you ever a beautiful Bearded Dragon! That golden color is gorgeous, and you have the sweetest face with those lovely big eyes, indignant and disdainful stare and all. And aren't you living the good life! Haughty lizard that you are, you hold a most special place in your dear person's heart. He/she is your obedient caretaker who sees that you have those things you like best: a warm rock under a bright heat lamp, prompt poop removal, bugs, and a lukewarm bath at least once a week... You both love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Harry, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, perhaps an extra-special serving of delicious silkworms, crickets, and lobster roaches!







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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