Dearest Simba, what an adorable young Lionhead Rabbit you are! You're so pretty with that soft-looking black and white fur and that sweet face with the lovely dark eyes. And what a great story of how you and your dear person connected. Truly you were destined to get together! You are your family's buck, and you live with three girl bunnies. You're a very happy boy, very special to your family. Your human siblings are very young and treat you like a little puppy! You and your family members, all species, all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Simba, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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