Dearest Zenobia, you are beautiful! What a gorgeous Central Bearded Dragon you are, with that golden coloring and that sweet face with those lovely dark eyes. You are regal enough indeed to have been named for an ancient Syrian queen!
What a nice story you have to tell, of how you came to live with your dear person. He/she adopted you from a former student, and you are in your "forever" home now. She/he takes very good care of you, feeding you specially-raised cockroaches! You like people to believe you are always hungry, but you are actually very well-fed. (I've known many cats like that, including one who lives with me now!) You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Zenobia, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe a serving of some special cockroaches!







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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