Dearest Brownie, what an adorable Lop Rabbit you are! Your fur has such pretty colors and looks so soft, and what a sweet face you have with those long ears and those lovely big dark eyes. And what a delightful personality you have, too! You were a gift to your dear young person from his/her grandpa. You love playing with your person, and you make funny noises when you play together. You also enjoy watching TV, especially on your person's lap, and bathing. You are very loving with other pets and kids, and you can do some tricks, including jumping, standing up, and rolling over. You and your person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Brownie, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear young person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe a special serving of salad, rabbit loops and carrots!







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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