Dearest Peanuts, what a beautiful Holland Lop Rabbit you are! You are so pretty with that colorful, soft-looking fur and that sweet face with the long dark ears and the lovely big eyes. You have quite the amazing personality, too. Your dear person says you are "perhaps the greatest single rabbit contribution to the human race. Ever." You make him/her smile with your antics and energy. You were shy at first but have grown bolder over the years. You figure that everyone loves you, which is the truth! You are nearly as independent as a cat, and you're affectionate on your own terms. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Peanuts, on being chosen Pet of the Day for Tuesday, December 3! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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