Dearest Bilbo, what a beautiful Netherland Dwarf Bunny you are! Your coat with the black and grey and white fur is gorgeous and looks so soft, and what a sweet face you have with those perky ears and long white whiskers and lovely big eyes. And what a wonderful story you have to tell! You are a rescue bunny, and we thank your dear people for choosing rescue. You live indoors with your bunwife, Toffee, and we thank your people again for keeping you safely indoors!
You have the most delightful personality! You're very picky about your surroundings and routine, and you get cross when things are Wrong. You're very agile and delicate on your feet. You enjoy climbing and making nests in blankets. You roll on your back when you're super-relaxed (but only when you think no-one is looking). You love being stroked behind your ears. You and your dear Toffee and people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bilbo, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Toffee and people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special fresh coriander and green veg and biscuits, and plenty of ear-strokes!
Last edited by phesina; 11-12-2019 at 09:43 PM.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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