Dearest Dixon, what a beautiful Bearded Dragon you are! Your coloring is gorgeous, and you have such a sweet face with those lovely big eyes and what looks like a smile! You have a very delightful personality, too. You are very picky, insisting on your daily mealworms but no crickets. You are also quite the talented decorator, moving your critter log back to just where you want it if it has been moved out of place. You are your dear person's first reptile and one of the best pets he/she has ever had. You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Dixon, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe a special serving of mealworms (no crickets)!







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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