Dear Feebe, what a precious Manx girl you are. You look so soft and cuddly, and your face is too adorable.
Your person got you at Walmart (I didn't know that they have kitties ), 11 years ago, and now you two are at college together. You are helpful in any way you can, and you are a great study buddy.
Feebe, you are a fabulous kitty indeed, and I wish you and your human a great day full of celebration, and many more happy and healthy years together.