Dearest Penelope, you are absolutely gorgeous! What a stunning young lady you are! That dark, fluffy fur is so pretty and glossy and looks so soft, and what a sweet face you have with those lovely big brown eyes. And what a good friend you are to your young person! You've known each other since you were born. He/she is home-schooled, and you provide wonderful company, making each other happy. You snuggle up together in bed, too! You both love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Penelope, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear young friend and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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