Dearest Billy, you are gorgeous! What a beautiful blue parakeet you are! Your feathers are so pretty, and you have the sweetest face. And what a good friend you are to your dear young person! You keep him/her company at homework time, with you making your cheerful zwitter sounds. It's like a conversation for you two, better than human-made background music! Sometimes you can fly in his/her bedroom, with the door shut so you don't get out and maybe get lost. You both love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Billy, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear young friend and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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