Dearest Dinosaur, what an adorable Ornate Box Turtle you are, with your lovely golden-honey eyes! Thank you for sharing those great photos with us. You're so cute with that grape on your head! You have quite the personality, too, very eccentric. You would like to eat anything, so your dear person has to watch you closely when you're out of your tank! You live with a baby red-eared slider turtle named Tanner, and you like to sit on him when you're together. You enjoy listening to your dear person play the violin. You and he/she and Tanner all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Dinosaur, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Tanner and person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats and maybe some violin music!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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